Old Saggy Balls!

I've been a horrible blogger the last month or two and I have no good excuse except we've been crazy busy and by the time I have time to write I just want to lay!!  I have no idea what's going on in this whole other world of mine....I feel a little lost and it's totally my fault.  I'm hoping to get back to my "other" family here real soon....slowly but surely!

Onward to the whole saggy balls situation....my husband turned THIRTY!! last Friday (we haven't gotten to the whole saggy situation yet but rumor has it, things start to go south once thirty hits.....I can hardly wait to see what happens to me!!!)  And me being the horrible wife that I am did not to a birthday post for him yet.  Well....here it is. 
I decided to throw him a surprise party which was not so much a surprise when I found out that one of the invites got returned due to wrong address and Justin decided to open that shit and saw a big blue sheet that said SURPRISE!!  Really right now??  Oh well....I tried!!!  So a whole lot of my family showed up and not a whole lot of his did....they are all on my shit list right now....total other post, and his good friends showed up.  Which now I'm wishing they didn't because instead of partying like he was 30 he partied like he was fuckin 21.  We don't go out much anymore and so one would think to not drink like we go out every weekend.  NOPE.....that most definitely didn't happen.  There were shots being had and more shots after that.  Soooo, by about 10:30....he was DONE!  And when I say done I mean vomitting excessive amounts over the railing outside.  And me being the fabulous wife that I am didn't want anything to do with that shit!!!  I got one baby at home to take care of, I don't need another.  So I made asked Justin's cousin Brad to take him home in his truck because he ain't pukin in my car!  Plus we wanted to stay and party....shit I had a babysitter.  But once I saw that he could barely get his drunk ass in the car I decided I didn't want to come home and find him face down in the hallway or hanging over Mia's crib!! 
Needless to say he made it home alive and didn't puke in my bed.  He was a big pile of shit on Saturday and did absolutely NOTHING.  Which is fine with me....I'm going to be pretty depressed when I turn 30 and probably a big pile of shit myself!! 
Happy Birthday Lover, Love you even though you can't handle your booze anymore!!!

Happy Birthday to my Favorite Old Lady!!!!

Happy "29th" birthday to my most favoritist older sister (she's my favorite older sister because she is my only older sister)!! 
Deb....I hope that you are having an amazing day and that this next year brings you all the happiness in the world because you out of all people completely deserve it.  You are one of the most caring and generous peoples that I've ever known and I feel honored to have you as a big sister.  You have taught me so much and I can always count on and rely on you for anything and everything....Especially with all of my mental status issues!!! 
We've alwasy had our special bond and am so grateful for that.  Not only are you my sissy but you are also one of my bestest friends.  I love you very much!!!
Happy Day Lady, You are the Best!!!

The Month before 1

Just so you know Miss Mees....mama is kinda (a lot) sad about writing this post.  This is your last monthly post before you turn the big ONE and I'm a little emotional about it.  I guess I will get over it....only because I have no control on this whole stopping time thing.  I swear to shit though....I'm going to find a way!

* I've said in previous posts that you are my little diva girl.....seriously though....this month you have shown us that divaness in true Mia fashion.  Half the time you are a complete asshole and scream because we've taken something away from you that you can't have and half the time you are such a ham bone that there is no way that we could ever be mat at you.  And just so you know....when I say scream I mean throw mini temper tantrums and pour on the waterworks.  It's actually quite funny because it's so ridiculously fake!
* You want to walk so badly.  You are a master at scaling the furniture and you think you are pretty hot shit because you can totally stand by yourself and are actually quite good at balancing.  It's hard to imagine that any day you could be our walking little midget!

* You are so curious about everyone and everything.  You are little miss nosey rosey that needs to know what's going on at all times!
* You still get so excited when you see Carter and Ella.  The three of you are going to be a handful.  All three of you are already fighting for the attention.  We all think it's pretty funny....I'm sure you all don't!
* You are ATTACHED TO MY ASS.  We are going through the "I need my mommy at all times stage". I know that there will come a day that I will always want you attached to my ass but I seriously can't even pee without you freakin out that I've left you for all time! 

*  You are starting to use more sounds and say more "words":  Mama, Dada, Uh Oh, and your little jibberish has gotten more excessive and a whole lot cuter!  You wave bye bye, clap your hands....all the time, roll your tongue, spit.....or I should say drool all your water, food, whatever it is that you have in your mouth, all over the place.  You think it's funny....me not so much when it all ends up in my face!
* You are obsessed with opening and closing things and putting things into things.  You love your new little kitchen set that daddy and I got you.
* You still LOVE to "talk" on the phone.  Now you will hold just about anything up to your ear and start having a "conversation" with whoever!

*  You decided that you were pretty smart the other day and figured out how to crawl your little self right up and out of your walker.  You were just hanging out on top of the tray.  We were right there and watched you do the whole thing.  Not going to be using that thing much anymore!
* You are becoming leary of "strangers".  The only men that you will go to is Dad, Grandpa's, Uncle Joe and Uncle Jake.  Otherwise you are pretty shy and not too sure.
* You are still very much the little dancer!  You love music and have a very eclectic taste! 

* You have the most contagious laugh and I just want to squeeze you! 
*  You love to take showers.  If me or dad are in the shower and you are not....well....it's not ok.  Remember that whole diva thing that I was talking about.....yeah...that monster comes out!  You are a total water baby!
*  You are getting a little picky with your eating and I was a little concerned but the doctor said when you want to eat you will.  And pretty much you are a bottle baby.  Which frightens me a little because it's going to be a bitch getting you off that thing.

*  You like to be like the big peeps and you sit and brush your teeth with us in the morning.  Or at night when we have to brush the blue crayon out of your teeth because you thought it was a good idea to chew on your cousin's stuff!
*  You love playing "hide and seek".  It cracks you up but mommy's ass is getting too big to fit between the couch and the ottoman....we are going to have to find a new place soon.
*  Your blankie is your world!!!  That's all I can say about that.  Thank god we have 4 of the same one!!!

It's hard for me to comprehend that in one month you are going to be a whole big one year old.  It makes me sad because you are growing so fast and there isn't anything that I can do about it or slow it down.  But I want you to know that daddy and I couldn't be more proud of you.  You have changed our lives forever in the most wonderful way.  You bring a light to us that was missing.  And just so you know, there are going to be many a tears next month.  Mommy just can't handle this shit!
Love you baby girl!

Holy Shit....How many fanny packs can you see in one day??!!

All I have to say is that my fricken legs hurt like hell and my stomach is ready to explode.  I'm obviously out of shape and should really start moving my fat ass a little more!  Justin and I went to the State Fair today for like 5 hours with Deb, B, Nat and Joe and I'm pretty sure that we walked at least 5 miles.  It wouldn't have been so bad but flip flops and 5 miles and a gagillion people did not do my legs much good! 
There seriously was soooo many people and out of those gagillion people...over half of them forgot to look in the mirror before they left home!  Every year we do fanny pack count....this year we lost track after 7 fanny packs, 2 mullets, 4 spare tires, 3 fupas and a midget in a scooter!  I LOVE people watching!!
And....I only consumed probably like 10,000 calories!!!  Lets see....what did we eat??.....deep fried ravioli (fricken delicious), the BEST hot turkey sandwich known to any human alive, cheese curds, roasted corn on the cob, grilled shrimp, watermelon, pork chop on a stick (seriously the best shit EVER), soft taco, deep fried pickles filled with cream cheese....yeah...they are pretty f'in delicious!  And I think thats it....there could be more but I'm obviously in some sort of food coma right now so....whatever!!
Needless to say Justin and I are in bed relaxing and doing a whole lot of nothing!  It was a perfect Saturday!