Friday's Random Randomness

I'm back for some random randomness and all the Friday fun!!  I'm going to try and not depress anyone....it's been a pretty emotional week and we could all use a little stupid!!!!

* I HATE boogers!!!  I hate them....I don't hate them like eww gross hate them but I hate them as in I hate them in my nose, my munchkin's nose....pretty much anyone's nose.  I'm the god damn booger police.  You would swear I was stabbing my child with sharp object when trying to get rid of her boogs.  I pick her nose ALL the time, I pick my nose....it's necessary!!!  I HATE them!!!!
* I am completely perplexed by traffic.  Why the hell is there stop and go traffic.....if everyone drove like they were supposed to and not like a bunch of stupid ass hats then we wouldn't have stop and go traffic.....right??  I just don't fricken get it!
* Why do I always get stuck sitting behind the loudest lady in church??  You know the one.....the one who thinks she knows all the songs better than the priest and the one who thinks she knows all the prayers better than the priest.  The one who screws the priest up because she is saying things way faster than everyone else.  The one you kinda want to slap up long side of the head and tell her that she should just shut her pie hole....and then pray to God for forgiveness because it's not very nice to hit people in church!
* Why is my child good all day at daycare and then we get her home and she turns into the biggest Ass Hole on the planet??  I can say that because I MADE HER!!  She's MY ass hole!!
* My wonderful hubs rubs my back for me every night.  Not because he lovingly wants to but because I fuckin make him!!!  (He's reading this right now as I type and is totally shaking his head.....that better not mean he's done cuz he's got another thing comin then)!
* My older sister used to pick me up by my head when I was little!!  And No...it wasn't like how a 4 year old picks on her 2 year old sister.  This was like a 18 year old picking up a 2 year old by the side of the head!!  Love her though.....maybe that's why I'm a little off....gotta blame someone...right?
* I could totally go for Chinese buffet RIGHT now!!
* I just ordered Mees five more pairs of leggings.....I seriously have a problem!
* Lately I've been addicted to iced vanilla lattes and lately they have been addicted to MY ASS!!
* I love McDonald's french fries....the french fries have joined forces with the lattes and they have conspired to take over MY ASS!!
* I had a slight panic attack watching the Grey's season finale....holy shit!!
Happy Friday to all my beautiful Peeps!!!!