Friday, May 21, 2010

Friday's Random Randomness

I'm back for some random randomness and all the Friday fun!!  I'm going to try and not depress's been a pretty emotional week and we could all use a little stupid!!!!

* I HATE boogers!!!  I hate them....I don't hate them like eww gross hate them but I hate them as in I hate them in my nose, my munchkin's nose....pretty much anyone's nose.  I'm the god damn booger police.  You would swear I was stabbing my child with sharp object when trying to get rid of her boogs.  I pick her nose ALL the time, I pick my's necessary!!!  I HATE them!!!!
* I am completely perplexed by traffic.  Why the hell is there stop and go traffic.....if everyone drove like they were supposed to and not like a bunch of stupid ass hats then we wouldn't have stop and go traffic.....right??  I just don't fricken get it!
* Why do I always get stuck sitting behind the loudest lady in church??  You know the one.....the one who thinks she knows all the songs better than the priest and the one who thinks she knows all the prayers better than the priest.  The one who screws the priest up because she is saying things way faster than everyone else.  The one you kinda want to slap up long side of the head and tell her that she should just shut her pie hole....and then pray to God for forgiveness because it's not very nice to hit people in church!
* Why is my child good all day at daycare and then we get her home and she turns into the biggest Ass Hole on the planet??  I can say that because I MADE HER!!  She's MY ass hole!!
* My wonderful hubs rubs my back for me every night.  Not because he lovingly wants to but because I fuckin make him!!!  (He's reading this right now as I type and is totally shaking his head.....that better not mean he's done cuz he's got another thing comin then)!
* My older sister used to pick me up by my head when I was little!!  And wasn't like how a 4 year old picks on her 2 year old sister.  This was like a 18 year old picking up a 2 year old by the side of the head!!  Love her though.....maybe that's why I'm a little off....gotta blame someone...right?
* I could totally go for Chinese buffet RIGHT now!!
* I just ordered Mees five more pairs of leggings.....I seriously have a problem!
* Lately I've been addicted to iced vanilla lattes and lately they have been addicted to MY ASS!!
* I love McDonald's french fries....the french fries have joined forces with the lattes and they have conspired to take over MY ASS!!
* I had a slight panic attack watching the Grey's season finale....holy shit!!
Happy Friday to all my beautiful Peeps!!!!


  1. Greys was seriously intense last night!! Geezz!! I also hate boogers also! Ewww...

  2. Visiting from Blog Hop Friday! I was already a follower! I love your blog! Happy Friday!

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  4. Hopping over from Blog Hop Friday!
    How refreshing your blog is!
    I am a new follower!
    And Grey's was totally intense! I was so frustrated with "swat" team! They totally should of got the guy!!! Oh well :)

    Have a great weekend!

  5. New follower from the blog hop!

  6. so funny about the boogers.... i pick my daughters nose ALL of the time.

    but worse than boogers is SNOT... especially when its running down a kids face CONSTANTLY

  7. I dont even know what to say at this point. Im the same except add ear wax to the booger thing. Also,!

  8. Hahaha, love you Nikki! I'm the same way with boogers and ear wax. Nasty stuff!
    I wish my hubby would give me a backrub every night.
    I have never seen Greys before. I know, I know...*shakes head*

  9. You really do crack me up!! I laughed at every one of these and I can so relate on alot of them....Mmmmm...I think I need to go get me some fries!!!

  10. I'm ordering the girls more leg warmers too. They're the greatest invention since sliced bread. And no kidding about Grey's! My heart was still racing like 2 hours after I had watched it. Holy crap!

  11. You are hilarious could that possibly depress anyone? I can hear your voice as you say it! Have a great weekend...stay off the fries and lattes...oh no don't then your weekend would suck. Oh and about calling your kid and asshole...wait til she gets in middle school you will then say it to her face LOL!~

  12. My daughter discovered how enjoyable it is to pick your nose in public... lucky me.

  13. The Booger Police! That's awesome!!

    I also appreciate that you're open enough to call your daughter an asshole...because we all think it at one time or another but nobody says it.

    As for McDs french fries - ain't no fries better!

  14. Visiting from Blogflow! Following!

    Mama Hen

  15. Love the randomness! Please come to my blog. I have some things for you! HAPPY MOTHERING!

  16. "Your language is offensive," Remember that on The Hangover?!!! I thought of that as I was reading the part about your a**hole baby... SO funny, I LOVE the swearing! You do what I just can't do yet, write exactly how you feel...maybe I better get the FU** to it!


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