Justin and I have been perplexed lately???? We continue to find random white shit all over our floors. What the hell could it be you ask? We were confused at first as well. I'm pretty anal and keep our house fairly clean...it does get messy once in a while....we do have a one year old...but again I don't like crap just laying places. So this whole white shit on the floor business was not really working for me.
I finally realized it was toilet paper! Toilet paper you say?! I started to think that Justin was getting bored in the bathroom and decided to really piss me off and scatter this shit all over the floor because who the hell else wants to terrorize me? Oh.....I'll give you all ONE other guess............
Oh...you guessed right!!!! Little Miss Lou Lou here!!! She obsessed with toilet paper all of sudden and thinks it's fricken hilarious to leave little pieces ALL over the f'ing house! Lucky us, I know!!
So I have found my toilet paper terrorist......I'm gonna have to keep an eye on this one. I'm just waiting for the day that I walk into the bathroom and she's covered in lotion, baby powder and shampoo and is bathing in a pile of toilet paper and tampons!!!
Got to love little girls!!!! I know I love mine!
Monday, February 28, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
Motivation.....I have none!
I'm pretty sure that lately I've started all of my, one big whole post a month, with some kind of reference to the fact that I have zero motivation and I and am lacking any sort of creativity in my entire body! I just can't seem to figure out what I want to write about. Seriously......What.The.Hell.Do.I.Write.About???? I'm an extremely boring 29 year old with a very old (30) husband and a crazy ass beast who's name is Miss Mia Lou. She keeps us busy and lately keeps me wondering when Justin is going to have to call the fuckin ambulance because I'm going to have a god damn heart attack with some of the shit that she thinks she can do...."thinks" is obviously the key word to all of this.
So....once again my goal is to really start utilizing this outlet again. I miss writing and I miss my friends and I miss reading. So hang in there....I promise that there will be some random ass reading for you all in the very near future again!
I'll leave you with a pic of my munchkin because she's just too cute to not share!!!
So....once again my goal is to really start utilizing this outlet again. I miss writing and I miss my friends and I miss reading. So hang in there....I promise that there will be some random ass reading for you all in the very near future again!
I'll leave you with a pic of my munchkin because she's just too cute to not share!!!
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
16 Months going on 16 Years
I once again am a day fricken late with your monthly post. I can't seem to get my crazy ass together. But, better late than never I guess....right?? Right!!!
This last month has not been without our fair share of tantrums and apparently now you think it's ok to scratch, smack and oh yeah...fuckin bite your cousin. Mia....not cool! I have no idea where you got that from but it's only happened once and I pray to the good Lord above that once is all. You get so mad so easy sometimes and take your frustrations out in any way you can at that moment. Please Mia, Please, Do. Not. Become. A. Biter!
Your new favorite words or "No" and "Mine"! Seriously the best words EVER!! No...not really! Everything that comes into a your eyesight or everything that is in a...oh...lets say, 5 mile radius of you is "mine".....we know Mia....everything is yours!!! You don't let us forget it and I really don't see an end in sight to your favorite new words!!!
You love all of mommy's girly things! Every morning and after baths and showers you have to have your body spray just like mommy, you have to have lotion on your hands just like mommy, chapstick is a must which doesn't surprise me since I have to have it on at all times. Your getting to be such a big girl and it's so exciting to watch you.
Antie Becky and Uncle Jake got married at the end of January in Jamaica and it was the first time that I was away from you for more than a night (I had only been away from you twice over night since I've had you). You stayed with Grandma and Grandpa for 6 days while mommy and daddy were on vacation. I missed you like crazy, it was hard but I'm so glad that you got to spend that time with Grandma and Grandpa. You did great but they said they could tell that you were definitely lonely for us. We got the best reaction from you when we got home, you were so excited that you didn't know what to do so you just ran around! Then 3 days later you decided to get ridiculously sick and so we were stuck in the house for 3 whole days at the end of our vacation and the 3 of us were pretty much miserable! Fun times....NO...it wasn't fuckin fun at all! I just brought you in to the doctor again today for the third time in 5 days and not only did you have an ear infection and a firey red throat you now have been diagnosed with Roseeolla. Sweet!!!! This is the worst part about being a parent....feeling completely helpless and not being able to do anything for you. So...could you stop getting sick....mommy can't handle this shit anymore.
* You weigh 23 pounds
* Books have reentered our lives again....which means Brown Bear has reared it's ugly damn head again.
* You love Crystal Light Raspberry Ice Tea
* You are a total seafood eater....LOVE it!
* You can dance your ass off
* You started a Tiny Twister Tumbling class
* You love looking at pictures of yourself
* You are obsessed with babies and animals
* You love daddy's hats
* You have a thing for being naked....it's cute now but that shits gonna stop!
* You've been snuggling more with me lately...which I love!
* You love "Melmo"(Elmo)
* You are more attached to your blankets than ever. You always have to have at least 2 at all times.
* You are starting to become such a good helper with putting things away
* You totally found the snack cupboard...shit!
I'm hoping you aren't quite so naughty this next month but regardless you are my munchkin and look forward to seeing all the new things you discover!
Love you baby girl!!!
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