Thursday, July 1, 2010

Mullet or Bust

Almost 29 years ago a lovely little lady by the name of Nikki arrived into this great big world....that would be me!!!  Now if you ask me I was pretty fricken cute!!!  But thats just me....other people may disagree....those people would probably get a little bitch slapped....but whatev!!!
See....pretty cute huh???  I obviously continued to get older and....well....continued to get a little cuter!!!

Nat came along when I was five....I was still rockin the cuteness at this time. I still looked like a "normal" little girl.  This may be the last photograph that proves that.

Apparently I wouldn't let anyone take out my barretts so I would just pull them out myself and along with the clips came my hair.   Well because of this... this is what she did to me.....
Ok....for one.. I looked like I just smoked 2 joints and boy cut.  This was only the beginning.  I can actually handle this...a little.  I mean it's not the most horrible thing and to this day my mother says that if she didn't cut my hair short I wouldn't have the long thick hair that I do today....whatever mom!!
So we couldn't just leave it at this....for some reason this went to this........

Seriously mom...what the fuck???  Not cool...not cool at all.  The top of my head is sort of blending in to the stairs but I'm pretty sure that the top of my hair looks like I stuck my finger in a fuckin light socket and then the back of my hair just decided to play dead and lay there.  (Notice the sweet ass stir-up pants too....totally bitchin!!)
So....this is the not so bad mullet...still bad and definitely not cute...not cute at all.....but what my mother did next is so unforgiveable, so horrible that I can't even believe that I'm posting this!  I'm warning may have to avert your eyes very quickly and I promise that it's not a dead animal sitting on top of my head!

WHAT THE FUCK!!!  She gave me a permed mullet....not just a mullet but a fuckin permed mullet.   And apparently Natalie and I can't take a picture to save our lives....  (Side note on the mullet....Natalie's fricken face makes me want to pee a little)!!!

So there you have it!!!!  This was my hot mess of a hair do for a couple of years.  Needless to say I'm still pissed at my mom and may never forgive her for it.  I'm just so fricken happy that my family can totally laugh at me and make fun of the's ok though...I have stuff on ALL of them so watch out!!   So yes...I totally rocked a mullet and did NOT make it look good.  Gotta love the 80's!!!
Happy Friday All!!!
Smart and Trendy Moms


  1. I am seriously LOL! This is so funny! There are no words for that last one. You are seriously crackin' me up!

  2. Awwww... too cute. Happy "almost" birthday!

    Stopping by from Smart and Trendy Moms: Social Parade! I'm your newest follower!

    Have a great 4th of July weekend!

  3. Found your blog through Social Parade :) I'm a new follower! Nothing is more embarrassing than my hair when i was in middle school! Nightmares!

    Ai Mei-

  4. Awww, happy birthday! Funny thing is, you're like ten years younger than me and I remember some of the styles your wearing for bigger kids, like the pink one-piece you're wearing with the white ties? I had something like that for bigger kids. They were all the rage!

  5. Found you on Friday Follow! Great Blog!


  6. Awww you were so cute!

    I'm a new follower :)


  7. Hysterical! The power of a mullet to wreck everything. But imagine if that mullet was red... yes, I shared your pain and then some.

  8. Nikki, you know You are one of my favorite peeps on the bloggy planet. That being said, the last picture you look like a teenie tiny stoned Billy Ray Cyrus ( back in the day) and your sister looks like a drunk who just farted and Nikki..I just peed myself..a lot! thanks!:)Happy Mothering my permed mullet friend.You've come a long way baby! Even though you totally rocked the mullet:)

  9. CLASSIC!! Got to love the things parents do to you!! I just remember being dressed in ugly ugly clothes!! Love your blog.. it is adorable!! :) Hazel

  10. Wow. That's awesome. And your sister looks like a drunk about to launch into a "so this guy walks into a bar" joke.
    Nikki, if you can live through that mullet, you can live through just about anything.

  11. Hi there.
    Stopping by from Friday-Follow to say hello.
    Thanks for playing.
    Have a great day!

  12. Too funny!
    I'm your newest follower from the blog hop:-)

  13. That is a classy picture. HOld on. Nope. YOu deserve a Klassy (with a K...makes it more classy I think).

    Seriously hilarious, thanks for sharing...and I dont know if I have the guts to post my nasty hair pics...we'll see.

  14. Ahhhhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
    You were still cute, but yeah...that is quite an epic mullet you had there. I didn't go through a mullet phase, but I did go through a home perm phase. It was not good. Oh the things the 80's made our parents do.

    Two other things:

    1. You can see so much Mia in those baby pictures of you. :)

    2. I had that EXACT same outfit that you have on in the last (and most epically mulleted) picture.

    Happy Holiday weekend!!

  15. Dude! What the fuck was your Mom thinking? Thank god you had the most adorable face because you rocked the hell out of your mullet. I give you props for not breaking into the house in the middle of the night and returning the favor to your mom in her sleep, lol.

    Have a great holiday weekend!

  16. Greatest post ever. I dig the mullet yo, why not bring it back? Stirrups too!

  17. Cute Blog! I’m a new follower Happy Friday!! I would love for you to stop and take a look at my blog as well! Thanks!
    I also have a blog hop every Monday! I’d love for you to join!

  18. I love the baby pictures, what a doll.

    Here from FF and your newest follower.

  19. wow, you got style! love it
    I am your new follower and you have a cool blog here! Come visit me at

    Happy Friday!

  20. Thanks for stopping by and becoming a follower, girl! Love your blog :)

    PS - thanks for the input on the design!

    Happy Fourth of July weekend!

  21. nikki, thanks so much for coming by my blog when i was featured at theta mom. you are beautiful and funny as hell. love the mullet, but even more love your little sister's face in that rocking chair picture. i almost died laughing.

  22. Stopping by from Playdates Friday Follow and am now following you.

    Great pictures. I am looking forward to reading more of your posts.

  23. Happy birthday! Great post. I'm following you. I feel your pain. I had a permed mullet in middle school. Prior to that, my mom gave me a boy cut and cut my hair on top so short that my hair stood up like a chicken hawk. Yeah, it's a wonder how I ended up with any friends at all!

  24. Must have been the Mom mulleted me too...SO NOT COOL! But you rocked it! Happy Bday Love!

  25. My mom gave me a mullet too. I asked for Farrah Faucet feathering.

    HTF! do you get a mullet from that!

    I feel your pain.

  26. Visiting from Social Parade. I'm your newest follower!

  27. You are one of a kind and cute with it

  28. Don't think I'm I just wrote a post about Mullet's the other day. :-)

    Ever done any time??? ::snort::

    LOVE IT!!! (I seriously had some horrid hair back in the day too so don't feel bad. Those pictures have been burned!)


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