Thursday, May 6, 2010

Bad Ass Motha

Just in case you were not all aware of this prior....I'm a total Bad Ass Motha!!!  Ok...Not really but I like to pretend!! 
So I got into work this morning and checked my email and to my fabulous surprise I was honored with like 5 flippin sweet ass awards!  Me??  Awards??  Totally bad ass...right??  Well I think so!  It totally made my day...maybe even a few days....I love to know that people actually enjoy my random bull shit!!  And if they really don't...well....Suck it!!  (Remember...thats my new motto...I'm actually trying to be nicer to people)!
So...the first award I got was from one of my favorite bloggers..The Truthful Mommy over at The TRUTH about Motherhood....fab blog...check her out!!

Thanks for giving me the coolest award ever! So here are the rules;
1. Get really excited that you got the coolest award EVER!
2. Choose ONE of the following options of accepting the OMB award:
(a) Get really drunk and blog for 15 minutes straight, or for as long as you can focus.
(b) Write about your most embarrassing moment.
(c) Write a “Soundtrack of your childhood” post.
(d) Make your next blog a ‘vlog’/video blog.
Basically, you’re talking to the camera about whatever.
(e) Take a picture of yourself first thing in the morning,
before you do anything else (hair, make up, etc) and post it.
3. Pass the award on to at least three, but preferably more, awesome bloggers as yourself.

So...I'm super pumped about the award....and I wish I could get drunk and blog but I don't think that would be the wisest choice up there and I'm pretty sure that NO ONE wants to see me first thing in the's bad/sad enough that Justin has too!!  So we'll go with embarrassing....When Justin and I first started dating we were hanging out at his house, it was summer and I had on a pair of was hot so I thought hey, I'll put on a pair of his boxers (because that's what you wear your boyfriends boxers for shorts or bedtime)....HA!  Yeah fuckin right....those damn things were like fuckin biker shorts on me....I couldn't even get the damn things over my damn thighs!  Let me just say that those things came off real quick and the jeans went right back on.  I'm pretty sure I had a sweaty ass...but better a sweaty ass then my fat rolls busting out over a pair of boxers....that skinny bastard!!!!

The second award comes from a new bloggy friend that I've found...Java at Never Growing Old....totally love her too!!!
The Rules:
1. Thank the person who gave you this award.
2. Share 7 things about yourself.
3. Pass the award along to 10 bloggers who you have recently discovered and who you think are fantastic!

Already thanked Miss Java!!! 
7 things about me....Mmmmm lets see....what can I say that won't scare anyone???
* I'm extremely emotional....Like Extremely
* I have a thing for good pens
* I HATE driving on bridges
* I have chubby fingers
* I LOVE bags...purses, diaper bags, totes, name it...I'll buy it!!!
* I love vodka lemonades
* I wear tank tops under everything...everyday...can't have on just ONE shirt.

Then I got another couple of awards from Jackie at My Perfect Little World.
The first award is the Fabulous Sugar Doll Blogger Award. The rules are you must write 10 things about yourself and share this award with 10 other bloggers
So...I wrote 7 things about myself above so I'm not going to continue to bore you all with more shit about ME...oddly...I find it difficult to think of things to say about ME!!

The final award is the One Lovely Blog Award.  Pass it on to bloggers who deserve this award.

With all of these fab fun awards, I'm supposed to pass them all here it goes....Everyone listed below gets ALL of them!!!  Sometimes I hate doing this though because I have SO MANY wonderful fabulous blogs that I follow and love....So I'm going to choose 10 to pass these on too!!  If I didn't mention ya...don't hate...I still love would just take me forever to link all the blogs that I follow!!!!  Hope you all enjoy them!! 


  1. Thanks Nikki you are a sweet heart. What I do with these awards is I just post them to my side bar and link it to you with a great big thank you.......:) I do thank you for reading my blog....I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoy sharing and creating. I have all kinds of followers young ones old ones, MEN, I love the diversity blogging has brought to my life!

  2. Nikki, ummm I think I love you.
    Wait. That's not right.
    You had me at hello.
    That isn't it either.
    I love that you've showered me with more awards than I know what to do with and hopefully it leads to a life of good fortune and awesomeness and hot pool boys. That IS what you are bestowing upon me, right?? And of course, I would take you with me and we would never forget about the little people, but let's face it, we probably would after drinking ourselves silly on blueberry stoli & lemonade.
    Where was I?
    Oh yes, thank you.

  3. Daaaang girl!! You ROCK!! Congrats on all of your awards!

    I was hoping you were going to do some tipsy blogging. I've written some of my best posts being a little drunk...ha!

    I almost always wear two shirts. I feel naked with just one! Bridges freak me out and I have to drive on one anytime we got to base. Hate it.

    And vodka lemonade...yum! Perfect summertime drink!

    xoxo & thank you!

  4. Nikki, you are the best! You totally flatter me. I love you girl! Thank you! :D

  5. Thanks so much! I'm so flattered. I think you and your blog are awesome

  6. You got all those awards in one day? Whoa. You rock!

  7. YYYyeeeeesssssssss! Thank you BFF bloggey sister!

  8. honored to be on your list. I think the tipsy/drunk blogging would have been fun. Maybe a vlog?

    And, my hubby's clothes make for great pregnant no skinny boxers for me.

  9. Thank you so much sweetie! I have been out of the loop for a few days, and just found your note - you absolutely made my day! Thank you!

  10. This was a fun read. I love vodka lemonade too, that's my new fave...AND I ALWAYS wear a tank top under everything also. Funny huh. Does not matter if it is winter or summer, I will always have a tank on whatever it is I am wearing.


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