B's Golden Shower...I mean Birthday!

I've been meaning to put up some pics from B's golden 23rd birthday and I obviously have not gotten around to it since my mental status has been so fucked up lately!!!  (On a side note...this week has been pretty good!!)  So I thought I would share some.  Again....it's going to be mostly photos but I will get my ass back in gear here pretty soon!  We have a couple of busy months coming up so I'm sure there will be something I can ramble on about!

My niece B (Sabrina) turned 23 on July 23rd....hence the golden birthday!  My little B doesn't venture out of her little suburb of Stillwater too much so we decided we were taking her to "the cities".  We decided to bar hop out on Grand Ave in St. Paul...which I thoroughly enjoy bar hoping at.  It was tons of fun and some good old fashion adult/drinking/shot/swearing/sluring/hungoverness good time that I used to have back in my early twenties!  I should learn my lesson though....no more fuckin jag bombs....that shit messes me up....I NEEDED to eat like 4 tacos when we got home. 

Me and the birthday girl at the beginning of the night!!  The self portraits get way better!

A little Goldschlager for her Golden birthday....yeah this may have been where things started getting fuzzy!  Plus I just want to point out the fab cleavage that B's got going on!!  Nothing wrong with showing a little boobie!

Me and two of my most favorite bestest peeps!!  My sissy's! 

There really isn't much to say about this??  I think I'll just leave it at that!
Special...I think that's the word I'm looking for?!

A bunch of Italians!!  We are pretty tight....there's a possibility that you see this shit on a billboard somewhere!!!  Just kidding....we're Italian....we like photos of ourselves!!!  Or at least I do....my sisters would beat the shit out of me if I didn't add that in there!  Michael here is much worse than I though....he doesn't give two shits about pictures unless he's in them!!!  Well he does but they are just better when he's in them...just ask him!

Again...not a whole lot to so about these to asshats!!  They got a hold of my camera and this was one of the better ones!!!  Man I love these two!!!

They obviously have a very special bond.....should it bother me that my husband is trying to jam my sister's boob up to her chin??  Oh whatever!!! 

Justin is all bug eyed!!!  Probably still realing from the boobie incident a little earlier!

She obviously had a good time!!!  This was before we stopped at Taco Bell where B got the most deliciousl chili cheese burrito she's EVER had.  I shoved one of those bitches in my mouth in the car on the way home too....I need to eat it before I got to Justin because I wasn't sharin!!! 

I love spending time with my family. My sisters, B and I are all very close to our cousins and have so much fun when we get together....we usually end up talking shit about the stupid people in our family and act and talk completely innappropriately.....I LOVE IT and wouldn't have it any other way!!

Wordless Wednesday....Sort of

So... I'm lazy and can't come up with a clever post to save my life so...weird....another picture post!!!   So as I'm going through all the gazillion photos on my computer trying to find a good one I've decided to NOT post a pic of Mees today.  I've decided to post a pic of another one of my most favorite gals......B (that would be Sabrina for those of you who don't know her as B....my beautiful lovely neice.....who by the way would totally get bitch slapped if she called me Antie.....thats just not how we roll)

This was our lumberjack day out at the house and for some reason this fricken photo fricken cracks me up!!! I seriously don't know what the hell she is doing....totally fake jammin out to absolutley nothing (there is no noise coming out of those things...they are earmuff thingys....I don't know what the hell they are called)!!!
 
B....you are one special special little lady!!!  Love ya!!!

More Random Whatnots!

TA-DA!!!!  I LOVE my new blog!!!  Diana did a fabulous job and am so excited about it!!!!  Isn't it pretty!!!!

Everyone who knows me AND my family for that matter, know that we can be pretty random!!  I've told ya'll this before so I won't ramble on about all THAT craziness.  So once again here is some of the random shit that goes through my random ass brain!!!

• I love when Mees snuggles and touches my face, trying to figure me out....I especially love it when she trys to rip my fucking nose off of my face because apparently it's not REALLY supposed to be attached and.... yes....it is pretty funny when mommy sheds a few tears because she thinks that maybe her nose just might come off!!!  Oh and P.S. I might, might, have a few bald spots because, apparently, to babies, it's a sweet ass new look for moms!!!
• If I could live in my comfy pants....I totally would!!
• I start to panic a little if there isn't at least 3 cans of formula in the cupboard and 2 boxes of diapers in the closet....I know....I have a ton couple of issues!
• In highschool, my eyebrows were...well...not ok.  It looked like I had 2 fuckin catepillars above my eyes.  No one bothered to tell me that this was not acceptable until I worked in a salon for a couple of months my senior year and one of the ladies decided it was necessary that she wax those suckers right off.  She changed my life and my face!!!! 
• I finally bought my first pair of shorts in probably 8 years the other day.  I DON'T wear shorts, so we'll see if these stay in the drawer with the tags on or not.
• My most favorite television show of all time is Friends!!!  It is the BEST show ever.  Justin and I could probably recite the entire 10 seasons for you!!  I know....you all kinda want us to!!
• Sometimes I enjoy myself a little old school rap.....a little Snoop, Dre, Lil Troy (Wanna be a baller....you know you all love that tune).
• When we (Natalie, Sabrina and Me) were younger, Nat and I constantly tried to "toughen" B up, since she was the only child my sister decided to birth and we were pretty much her "sisters".  Well, one day, we thought lets tie her to a chair, shove a sock in her mouth and shut her in a dark room by herself.  Yeah....big sissy....not too happy with her little sissys.  Apparently thats not the way to toughen somebody up.  Could have fooled Nat and I!!
• I used to make Nat and B bob for jewelry in a big tupperware bowl.....I'm seriously laughing out loud at myself right now because of how ridiculous this sounds and how fuckin funny it really is!!!  Just picture a 5 and 6 year old dunkin their whole head into a giant yellow bowl full of water to retrieve some stupid plastic jewelry!!!  Man the shit you do to entertain yourself when you are young!
• I absolutely LOVE when the hubs wears his baseball caps backwards!!  For some reason it just really does it for me!!!!